Like the French aristocracy just before the fall, this blog has grown decadent and self-absorbed. It leaches off its former glory and offers...

Course I French Goose Foie Gras, Grapefruit Confit, Figs Beet Purée and Double Solera Served with Champagne Course II Kobe Rib Eye Cap with ...

Male models, warm clothes, and the color gray.

I have a hate-hate relationship with my car. A hate-hate relationship is like a love-hate relationship, except we both hate each other. All ...

Everyone with a Facebook profile should add the Purple Square application. You might say, "Oh, but Jerry, the Purple Square doesn't...

No Begin- nings, only Endings That never End ;

Jokes I thought of during Computer Graphics lab Q. Which country has the most most sick people? A. Germ-any. Q. Which country has the lar...

Image of the Day: Woofles, drawn using Graffitti (flash applet on Facebook.com) In a simpler era, you would just slap someone in the face wi...

One fishbowl: Three dollars and seventy-four cents. One bottle of Aqua Safe: Two dollars and eighty-eight cents. One cannister of fishfood: ...

Beach detritus. Refugio, CA. "Refugio State Beach 1 mi." I'd seen that rusty green sign a hundred times over the last three ye...

"I knew I shouldn't have gone out today," he says. "We went to Target to buy water! That doesn't count as going out!...

the radio sings to me, hears the end of the world between the stabs of needles and powder, I have set sail on a river paved south ...

1. First Name? Jerry. 2. Were you named after anyone? No. Asian parents name their children arbitrarily. 3. Do you wish on stars? Srsly, wha...

It is always a rude shock when I feel that sudden wet warmth in the back of my pants. After twenty years of mortal existence, with all the a...

Dear Reader, It is widely known that only the most intelligent and perceptive elements of society read my blog. As a member of this august g...

Image of the Day: Work is for the Birds , fullbleed.org While I was sitting in an auditorium at Sac State last Sunday, eating a mutant apple...

ibleedgraphite: what's something I can write about in my blog? xxxxx: some guy wrote about me in his blog xxxxx: about our conversati...

Image of the Day: Tree on the corner of Stafford St. and Kentucky St. (digital camera + photoshop) About a week ago, I was standing on a str...

Course I Hara Croatian Blue Fin Toro and Iranian Imperial Ossetra Caviar Course II Lobster Cigarette and Asian Green Papaya with Hearts of P...

svelteDR: you were sitting on the couch hugging alex svelteDR: it was cute svelteDR: ...until you started puking on his sweatshirt

I may just be puerile, but it seems like the turkey recipe I found online contains subtle homoerotic undertones. It tells you to hold the le...

Image of the Day: springagain , by phillipmo (flickr.com) click to view full size Me: Check out this awesome picture; it represents the d...

Image of the Day: Round Peg in a Square Hole “I am emotionally unstable,” he says, on freeway 5, “And I’m going to therapy.” “What?” “Don’...

I may just be puerile, but it seems like the turkey recipe I found online contains subtle homoerotic undertones. It tells you to hold the le...

Strawberry... Banana... Strawberry-banana... Each box was color-coded by flavor, and they marched along in a syncopated rainbow across the s...

Image of the day: Wilting Orchids at the Hilton At 6:15 AM on the morning of my birthday (last Sunday), I was stirred awake by the crowing o...

Image of the Day: Yvonne Photomanip 3 by =Nocturnal-Devil (deviantart.com) xxxxxxxxx : I think it's commentary on the vapidness of mode...

Image of the Day: Powerlines: digital camera + photoshop Strange things written on scraps of paper around my desk: [Sheet 1] There is a tr...

Image of the Day: My candle from the dollar store I once surreptitiously watched my mom type in the password to her email account. She had t...