Chapter CIX: I Hate This Quiz
1. First Name? Jerry.
2. Were you named after anyone? No. Asian parents name their children arbitrarily.
3. Do you wish on stars? Srsly, what the fuck kind of question is that?
4. When did you last cry? I don't remember.
5. Do you like your handwriting? Likeable handwriting is the first casualty of an Architecture education.
6. What is your favorite lunch meat? You said meat.
7. What is your birth date? 5 November 1986
8. What is your most embarrassing CD? Command and Conquer: Red Alert 2 soundtrack. TBF, it was packaged with the game.
9. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? If I were another person, *I* wouldn't exist, so it would be impossible to be friends with *me.* I hate this quiz.
11. Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell? No one tells me anything.
12. Do looks matter? Of course. Hence the design industry.
13. How do you release anger? Self-destruction.
14. Where is your second home? My summer residence is on the Spanish Riviera.
15. Do you trust others easily? Stupid question.
16. What was your favorite toy as a child? My tricycle.
17. What class in high school do you think was totally stupid? 9th grade English.
18. Do you have a journal? I have one of those new-fangled "blogs." It's kind of like a journal, but I write it on the "Intarwebs" instead of on paper.
19. Do you use sarcasm a lot? No.
22. What are your nicknames? Jerry.
23. Would you bungee jump? No, I would not fuck your mother.
24. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Yes, otherwise I can't take them off. Isn't that what shoelaces are for? I hate this quiz.
25. Do you think that you are strong? Why is this question qualified with whether I "think" I'm strong?
26. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Vanilla with pokies and fudge.
28. Shoe Size? 7.5
29. Red or pink? Red is my favorite color. Pink comes in at 4th.
30. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? My hair. Yes, I'm shallow. I'll deal with that after I fix my hair.
31. Who do you miss most? Hmm...sigh. I don't want to think about it.
32. Do you want everyone you send this to, to send it back? I will not be inflicting this upon anyone else.
33. What color pants and shoes are you wearing? Stupid question. Who the fuck cares?
34. What are you listening to right now? Someone is mowing his lawn outside my window.
35. Last thing you ate? Tuna, from the can, with hot sauce.
36. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Communist Red.
37. What is the weather like right now? Stupid question.
38. Last person you talked to on the phone? The Office of Academic Records.
39. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? That she is of the opposite sex.
40. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Sure.
42. Favorite Drink? Water.
43. Favorite Sport? Butt sex. I hate this quiz.
44. Hair Color? Brown, but my roots are showing.
45. Eye Color? Brown.
46. Do you wear contacts? No.
48. Favorite Food? French fries and ice cream...together.
49. Last Movie You Watched? Music and Lyrics. C-
50. Favorite Day Of The Year? Year - noun - a period of 365 disappointments.
51. Scary Movies Or Happy Endings? When did you start capitalizing every word in the question? I'll take the "happy ending."
52. Summer Or Winter? Autumn.
53. Hugs OR Kisses? Butt sex. I hate this quiz.
55. What Is Your Favorite Dessert? Butt sex. I hate this quiz.
56. Who Is Most Likely To Respond? N/A. cf. 32
57. Who Is Least Likely To Respond? N/A. cf. 32
58. Living Arrangements? Yes, I am living. But it is not arranged.
59. What Books Are You Reading? If Nobody Speaks of Remarkable Things, Generation X, Sputnik Sweetheart.
60. What's On Your Mouse Pad? My mouse.
62. What Did You Watch Last night on TV? Jeopardy, half of Wheel of Fortune, Newshour.
63. Favorite Smells? Chanel no. 666
64. Favorite Sounds? Silence.
65. Rolling Stones or Beatles? Eeny meeny miny...Beatles.
66. What's the furthest you've been from home? Italy.
67. Do you have a special talent? No. I hate this quiz.
