Chapter LIX: Self-Portrait à la MySpace

1. Beanie: preserves careful arrangement of bangs
2. Bangs: carefully arranged
3. Wierd expression + head tilt = individuality
4. Black tee-shirt with off-center graphic: angst
5. Low-rise jeans: distressed, like my soul
6. Cheap digital camera: I enjoy taking "photographs"
7. "Drug Use is Life Abuse" wristband from 6th grade: straight edge, "vintage"
8. Mirror: in bathroom of single family, detached housing (Suburbia)
9. Emo glasses: $5 on eBay
10. Artifact that would have been removed if I knew how to do anything in Photoshop besides fiddle with the contrast.

In other news, I flipped a coin last night to decide whether or not to buy a Speedo. It landed on heads.